Sunny Dick Cheney
DICK CHENEY'S GUIDE TO A HAPPIER, HEALTHIER YOU
Friday, March 10, 2006 (yet another beautiful day)
A Mission, Of Sorts
I have spent thousands of hours meditating on peace, joy and the freedom that transcendent thought can bring every human being on this earth. I want to share these revelations with all of mankind. Because every one of us has the power to not only change ourselves, but the world.
So, welcome to the journey, I'm glad you're here. Oh, and from now on, please call me Dick.
"In the search for true global peace, it is clear Dick may be our most recent champion. His message is truly inspiring."
--His Holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama
"I was a dissatisfied long haul trucker when I went to see your seminar at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Bay. Your message moved me so much that I quit my job to pursue my lifelong dream of dancing in the Joffrey Ballet. Thanks, Dick!!"
--Lillian, 47, Bixville, MI,
"Your message of hope and joy gave me the inspiration I needed to get out of my loveless marriage and finally try out that whole gay thing I've been so curious about. Two years later, my boyfriend and I are going to open up a botique pet supply store on Main Street."
--Ken, 41, Anderstown, PA
"My boss used to call me into his office every other day and then when I'd get there, he'd kick me in the balls. Boy oh boy did that make me mad. A friend of mine turned me on to your DVD, I watched only the first half an hour before I realized that my boss was a man very much in pain and ill at ease with the world. Now every time he kicks me in the balls, I don't feel my pain, I feel his."
--Tony Y., 38, New York, NY
2 Comments:
Dear Dick,
I tried to get tickets to your show in Omaha but couldn't. I went online, I called the box office. I even stood out front of the show with a sign in my hand that said, 'I need a miracle.'
A week later I was in Dallas on business and I found one of your DVDs underneath the driver's seat of my rental car.
I just thought you should know this.
Thanks Troy,
It just goes to show you, my brother, that things will always work out in your favor if you just keep a positive attitude.
Love,
Dick
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